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An Open Letter to the US Postal Service

windscryer Jan 16, 2011 16:58

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dear blank/sincerely blank, waitwhut?, there is not enough prozac in the world, my address is classified top sekrit, some days i miss the open ocean, i have an attack impala. your move., i fear for humanity's future. thanks., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, i choose the internetz b/c rl sux, *facepalm*, winged bears? it's the end times!, ranty rant, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, *headdesk*

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GUYSGUYSGUYSGUESSWHATOMJ?!

windscryer Jan 15, 2011 15:21

I SIGNED THE LEASE ON A NEW APARTMENT TODAY! I AM MOVING OUT ON MY OWWWWWN!

I TOTALLY CRIED WHEN I GAVE MY MOM BACK HER KEY. OMJ.
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*cries*, shiiiiiiny!, waitwhut?, family: can't live w/'em&can't kill 'em, my address is classified top sekrit, *passes out*, ohmychuck!, rattlers in my stomach, no i don't have anything better to do., just when you think it's safe..., *twirls*, stand back--she might asplode, one of those days i get all: weepy, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, *spazzes flails and dies*, our doom is at hand!, escuse me have you seen my marbles?, we are so happy we do the dance of joy!, candycanes and lollipops for all! \o/, wtf maja are you on drugs?, goals i haz them, *win*, and then? i totally fainted., ;_;, winged bears? it's the end times!, zomj!!!!!, \o/, i'm sort of freaking out, *dances*, killed ded by the awesome

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A Letter To Shipping Offices

windscryer Dec 18, 2010 16:42

Dear Shipping Office Personnel and Computer Programmers ( Read more... )

remind me to kill you later, plotting against the neighbors--again, there is not enough prozac in the world, my address is classified top sekrit, some days i miss the open ocean, i have an attack impala. your move., just when you think it's safe..., and by 'evil' i mean 'stupid', stand back--she might asplode, *hates*, snark is my anti-drug, brb gonna cut a bitch kthxbai, *runs screaming into a wall face first*, my pimp hand; let me show you it, okay random, *facepalm*, *bleepitybleepbleep*, ranty rant, there are evils in your cheerios!!! =o, when fangirls attack..., i'm clever & creative. you? are fucked., you wouldn't like me when i'm angry, fuck you very much, *headdesk*, some people's kids

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